(Or: If you think Darcy is a hot-tempered, impulsive, fiercely authoritarian, debonair, alpha male, sex god who constantly broods over the torment of his soul, I think you're wrong. I don't, however, think that you're stupid

oh, i do. unapologetically. well, maybe not the sex god thing. there's no canonical evidence that he's not a sex god. ;)