oh my god the bingley eyeball thing almost made me choke on my lunch. maybe an excerpt from 'pride and prejudice and zombies' got in there accidentally?
(5) BINGLEY: How can she feed me any feelings? I only want eyeballs! (fixed that for ya)
(8) Darcy a cake, not a bun.
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(Darcy is a Pastry, not a Muffin.)
AHAHAHA! as soon as i read #8 i knew what i'd find beneath. :D
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oh my god the bingley eyeball thing almost made me choke on my lunch. maybe an excerpt from 'pride and prejudice and zombies' got in there accidentally?
(5) BINGLEY: How can she feed me any feelings? I only want eyeballs! (fixed that for ya)
AHAHAHA! as soon as i read #8 i knew what i'd find beneath. :D
ETA: and because i just couldn't help myself: