So I was having one of those days at work (back when I was still employed) where I was trying to keep my brain from atrophying, so I started thinking up random things to try to cross P&P with. And one of the things I thought of was Superman. So, brain, I thought, would the Bennets have son who came down in a rocket ship or would Elizabeth and Darcy find baby Superman or what? And my brain said back to me, Dude, you know how Clark Kent got his first name from Momma Kent's maiden name and how a certain OTHER fictional character's first name is his mom's maiden name...

So yeah. SuperDarcy. Who wouldn't be the heir to Pemberly in that AU, because he'd be adopted, but they'd probably leave him the money Georgiana would have got since she'd now be having Pemberly. And Wickham would totally be resenting him due to jealousy over getting so much from old Mr Darcy when Wickham just got Kympton/some smaller amount of money/whatever. (And also because Darcy made him bald somehow. Which was actually a good thing for Wickham because it made him turn to SKIENCE to get his beautiful hair back and he turns out be rather good at the whole evil mad scientist gig.)

And as you can tell, I thought way too much about how to do this. Mostly because the mental picture of Darcy Clark Kenting it up with Disguise Spectacles, slouching, and frumpy clothes amuses me.