best friend: I mean, I tried social media, but it’s such a terrible way to do politics, I’m not sure how you—

me: I barely use it for politics

best friend: …what do you use it for?

[ten minutes later]

me: -so Luke doesn’t have enough firebending training to redirect Palpatine’s lightning, and Anakin decides to save him, but he doesn’t risk going into the Avatar State so the cycle will continue, and his starship is a dragon that curls around him and Luke as he dies and *sniff*

best friend: …wow.

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