anghraine: vader extending his lightsaber; text: and now for the airing of grievances! (distressing damsel)
[personal profile] anghraine
So I was super depressed, and decided to comfort myself by ... posting a ton of paper dolls, 'cause I like them.

I don't ever really grow bored of the princess dollmaker, so I decided to use that one to make Disney Princess versions of the Pride and Prejudice ladies! According to me!

Princess Jane



Princess Elizabeth



Princess Mary



(Word to the wise: it's very difficult to make someone "plain" in something designed to make Disney princesses.)

Princess Kitty



Princess Lydia



Princess Charlotte



I'm going to assume she's the daughter of a minor prince from ... Lucasia, or something, not any relation to the Bennet!princesses.

Then I found one where I could dolls that actually approximate my mental images of the real characters, c. 1790-something. Though "approximate" means "approximate" here.

Jane Bennet



Elizabeth Bennet



Mary Bennet



Catherine "Kitty" Bennet



I figured this counted as an "irritable" expression.

Lydia Bennet



Yes, Elizabeth and Lydia (and Mary!) have lighter hair than Jane. Because this is my headcanon and not the collective consciousness of Austen fandom. La! (to quote the less than quotable Lydia.)

And speaking of rough approximations:

Catherine Darcy



Lucyverse: Obi-Wan doesn't follow Padmé, Anakin never attacks her, she dies anyway and the girls grow up in Bast Castle:

Lady Lucy



Of all the Lucy dolls, this is probably the one that looks most like Lucy-in-my-head.

Lady Leia



Lucyverse: without any gender preference, which twin goes where is about even odds. It goes the other way.

Leia Skywalker



Princess Lucy



Carrie Fisher is right. That hairdo doesn't look good on anyone.

No-particular-verse: the Skywalkers are all ladies (originally it was just going to be they're-all-genderswapped, but Leia as not-a-girl makes me cry inside)

Luka Skywalker



Princess Leia



Anaiya Skywalker/Lady Vader



ATLA!Star Wars fusion funtiemz! (I used the four elements dolls, which only come in "girl," so it's a femmeslash extravaganza)

ATLA!girl!Obi-Wan, a respected Air Nomad Jedi Master...



who against her own better judgment, ends up training the Avatar--

ATLA!girl!Anakin, a young firebender and slave of the Hutts (a vicious earthbending criminal ring thing). Chosen One = Avatar gone horribly, horribly wrong.



Though born a slave in the Earth Kingdom, her mother came from the Fire Nation and raised her to prize passion and attachment even in their horrific circumstances, and to use them to fuel her firebending. At nine, she was freed, taken to the Western Air Temple, and brought up as an airbender by Obi-Wan. It was difficult enough, and to make matters worse, she became fiercely attached to

ATLA!Padmé, a Water Tribe chieftainess



Eventually they gave into their feelings, married, and ... idk, somehow, ATLA!Padmé become pregnant with twins. After ATLA!Anakin turned to evil and swore herself to the service of the wicked Fire Lord, who with her able assistance proceeded to take over the rest of the world. ATLA!Padmé died giving birth to

ATLA!girl!Luke



Who was brought up on a poor farm in the Earth Kingdom, far from benders of any kind (and pretty far from people of any kind, too). There she met a creepy old hermit lady, none other than Obi-Wan herself, and found a message from

ATLA!Leia



After their escape, they joined up with the rebellion against the Empire of Flames, and ATLA!Luke ended up taking out the Fire Lord's fortress. Buuut, pursued by ATLA!Vader, mistress of all four elements, she'd have been killed if not for the timely interference of a friend she'd nearly given up hope on--

ATLA!girl!Han, an Earth Kingdom pirate



...with no bending abilities whatsoever, just so much badassery that she manages to keep up with them anyway. She's accompanied everywhere she goes by ATLA!Chewbacca, a bearpanther.

They fight crime!

Re: I expect this will be a long reply

on 2011-11-11 02:16 am (UTC)
sathari: (Anakin- shadow of the day)
Posted by [personal profile] sathari
Yeah, my LJ is locked, and is also moribund since Dreamwidth happened and especially since the string of Issues that LJ has had (I'm almost to the point of deleting all my posts on LJ, really.) But anyway, enjoy the meta--- I look forward to any thoughts you might have! :)

Yes to all of the Luke thoughts, especially about that balance: owning all of who he is, good and bad. (I had something in mind about Padme as almost the elephant in the room, conceptually, for both twins, in different ways--- Vader/Anakin is such a huge legacy on so many levels, but they also have to come to terms with Padme? And not make various of her mistakes in an effort to avoid Anakin's? Because Padme had that depersonalized/selfless passivity thing going on--- there are levels at which she would have made almost a better follower-of-the-Jedi-Order than Anakin did; someone somewhere, probably either you or [personal profile] irnan said something about how Padme lives for her husband and her persona as a "selfless pacifist politician" and that would almost fit better with the culture of the Jedi Order than Anakin did, for all he's the one who's strong in the Force.)

Re: I expect this will be a long reply

on 2011-11-27 11:08 pm (UTC)
sathari: Juxtaposition of Anakin and Vader (Anakin-Vader)
Posted by [personal profile] sathari
No problem re: commenting (though if you want to add your thoughts on anything locked in a PM, rather than as comments... I can be kind of wanky about privacy.)

Re: Vader/anyone... my headcanon doesn't even bother with internal consistency, because on the one hand I can totally see Anakin as Padmesexual and swearing off everything forever as of the end of RotS (or variations on the theme, whether or not he's crippled-and-suited). On the other, I can also kind of see him going in for even downright absurd amounts of casual sex as a combination of some/any/all of the following headwarps:

1) Anger at Padme and specifically choosing, ah, "playmates" who are very obviously turned on by the whole Sithlord thing, i.e., "See! This isn't horrible! Some people like this side of me just fine!"

2) Contrariwise, also having a lot of self-loathing issues, possibly even in concert with 1), where he's picking women who like him for qualities that he half-despises in himself, and also feeling that he's not worthy of an actual relationship or at least that (um, sadly, not without cause) he's not competent to have one--- that all he's capable of is these kinds of casual fucks

3) A weird sort of loyalty to Padme, because the sex and his partners in it don't mean anything to him like she did and in his head that's a sort of fidelity

4) Leftover psychosexual warps from growing up as a slave of the Hutts i.e. the people who brought gold bikinis and slave dancers to the GFFA and then promptly handed over to the Jedi and their practice of emotional detachment (which doesn't preclude sex). So he's in a weird place about what sexuality actually means even before the whole "Sithlord" thing comes into it.

5)Speaking of Sithlords, Palpatine and his dealings with him could also be part of this: "Yeah, I'm totally over Padme, that's not a button you can push anymore, la la la la".

(Also I see the combination of 1), 2), and 4) but especially 1) and 4) as leading him to be... less unilaterally exploitative of his partners and more "use me to use you" where he's not attaching but he's perfectly happy to let his partners work out their own fantasies--- that he's letting himself be used as much as he is doing the using, again, in a way that goes a lot with what he probably saw of sex growing up as a slave and then the Jedi's whole thing of, "Sex = just fine, love = WILL TURN YOU DARK OH NOES" mess in his head.)

Tl;dr: I think too much about Anakin Skywalker's sex life.

And actually, the idea about Anakin not having a relationship with Padme (which as you say some folks would have preferred) dovetails SO WELL with Jedi!Padme, because their relationship could go like:

Anakin and Padme: [meet when they are assigned on a mission, possibly his first as a full Knight]

Anakin: [falls instantly in love much like canon but without the creepiness of, you know, being NINE TO HER FOURTEEN AT THE TIME]

Padme: No, no, no, honey, we're Jedi, we don't do that. However, maybe if we have sex you'll get it out of your system not that this opinion on my part has anything to do with the fact that you're really cute.

Anakin and Padme: [have sex]

Anakin: [most emphatically DOESN'T get it out of his system]

Padme: Oh, dear.

[Optional: Lather, rinse, repeat the cycle of sex-oh,dear a few times, with a backdrop of how the Clone Wars is messing with both their heads and Anakin is getting clingier and Padme is getting more detached. Then:]

Anakin and Padme: [have sex again]

Ten months later:

Padme: Oh, by the way, Anakin, I gave birth to your children while we were on opposite sides of the galaxy fighting a war. But don't worry, I gave them to the Temple and I didn't tell anyone that we've actually been doing this fairly often, so no harm done. Off to go hack up Separatist droids again, bye now!

Anakin: [flails]

Anakin: [pours his heart out to his great and good friend Chancellor Palpatine]

Palpatine: [thinking] This could not have played into my hands any better if the Jedi had GIFT-WRAPPED HIM FOR ME. [aloud, to Anakin]: Good heavens, what a dreadful betrayal, but then again that does sound like the Jedi's usual sort of thing. [Insert more in this vein, leading up to;] You know, it just so happens that I'm a Sithlord; Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies attachments; go sack the Jedi Temple with my blessing and find your children and raise them in safety, and, um, I'm sure Padme will come around. [Possibly with bonus implications of general treachery on the Jedi's part as well a la canon if "Go save your children" doesn't seem to be working out]

Anakin: [sacks the Jedi Temple; doesn't find his children]

Padme: [distinctly fails to come around, possibly to the tune of being the one to dismember Anakin, with or without Obi-wan's help]

Padme and Obi-wan: [hide the twins, completely failing to recognize that this is part of the problem as opposed to anything like a solution]

Anakin: [becomes Darth Vader]

The OT: [happens as before except that now it potentially makes sense that Leia remembers her mother because Padme might have been around for a while and possibly gone out with a bang fighting for the Rebellion or something]

So basically I agree completely with you about Jedi!Padme, even though I phrased it all For Great LULZ, but, yeah, definitely an Obi-wan type of Jedi, and maybe even primarily a diplomat (which could be why she and Anakin get sent on missions together, because she's supposed to do the talking and he's supposed to hack things up if that doesn't work, or he can hack things up and then she can do the talking after he's softened up the other side a bit).

And I have nothing to say about your read on the twins' issues with Padme, because you have said it all perfectly! (Considering the length of this comment, that is probably not a bad thing, lol.)

Re: I expect this will be a long reply

on 2011-11-28 11:25 pm (UTC)
sathari: Vaderkin enters the Jedi temple; caption "I want more" (Anakin wants more)
Posted by [personal profile] sathari
No problem, and thanks! (As I say, I can be wanky about privacy, so wanted to warn you ahead of time.)

That is exactly why I say Padmesexual, rather than that she was his One True Love: it's no more a choice than any other orientation.

Although... I've been very much swayed by that one fic of [personal profile] irnan's (who else?) where she has Anakin having decided, quite rationally, that he needs to get some *ahem* experience before coming to Padme's bed, and that there was also a "lurking variable" of him just plain being lonely and needing closeness with someone. (Which also goes into my Vader-has-casual-sex paradigm.)

The ace goggles honestly make more sense for the Jedi, but apparently Lucas has said somewhere that the Jedi can get laid--- just not, you know, form emotional commitments to their partners. Which, this is me, facepalming forever, and adding another one to the list of "ways the PT!Jedi are messed up".

Okay, I was going to have a thorough response of all my agreement that Leia and Padme are both NOT blushing virgins, and then: "Unfortunately including Tarkin" and OKAY YOU JUST BROKE MY BRAIN OMG BRB SQUICKING FOREVER and also STARING IN HORRIFIED FASCINATION.

AHAHAHAH, "Anakin is unlikely to have a casual relationship with his furniture", well, yes, THIS. Though I can see it as a sort of... almost self-harming behavior, frankly, where he's interacting-without-attachment as a way of punishing himself for the mess he made of his relationship with Padme (see previous on "I am not worthy of the attachments I crave"). Also, I don't know whether to LOL or to weep or BOTH at At least not without a trail of corpses behind him. Because that is so very painful and so very ANAKIN.

So much THIS on how depressing Padmesexual!Anakin is, in terms of the whole, "no one but Sidious for twenty years". (Which makes it all that much more powerful that he does finally off Sidious on his son's behalf.) (There is also a part of me that thinks that he didn't so much stay affiliated with the Dark Side because he believed in it, but because he was attached to Sidious and that was how Sidious rolled.)

Oh, yay! I'm glad my version of Jedi!Padme works! And, yeah, better fit with canon, indeed. And also, so much yes to: she shouldn't be horrible, just messed-up, and Leia could have good reason to remember her fondly. And hey, this way the twins COULD scream at her ghost.

Re: I expect this will be a long reply

on 2011-12-03 11:38 pm (UTC)
sathari: (Anakin is Lord Vader)
Posted by [personal profile] sathari
Hey, I'm all death-of-the-author with regard to the Nature of the Dark Side, in ways we've discussed before, so I am totally cool with that!

I also love your assessment of Tarkin/Leia, and especially what it means in terms of Vader's reactions--- that he, as you say, is contemptuous of Tarkin and respectful of Leia in that scenario just makes me like Vader even more than I already do. Though I had always read Tarkin's attitude toward Leia as merely nastily sexually-charged intimidating social banter, that he was simply using sexual innuendo like he was flirting with her at a party while there are stormtroopers with guns and a freaking Sithlord helping him to keep her prisoner on a humongous battlestation that he's planning to use to blow up people who matter to her. But yours is much deeper and more complex and so more interesting!

Re: I expect this will be a long reply

on 2011-12-05 01:05 am (UTC)
sathari: Anakin in the Vadersuit (Anakin's a knight in shining armor)
Posted by [personal profile] sathari
YES THIS to your first two paragraphs, but then, we know all about all my love for Anakin-Vader.

I... still kind of tend to read Tarkin's reaction as more "generic dudely shock that a mere woman had that kind of brass under her belt" because dudes like him don't realize that brass gonads come in internal as well as external configurations, lol. But, again, your version is just so much more complex and therefore interesting! And AHAHAHAHAHAHHA about Mata Hari!Leia and Tarkin wanting her dead to shut her up. (And also I kind of like the idea of Vader being especially alert to and aware of other people's Sekrit Sex Lives, given, well, Padme. He may not be (willing to admit he is) Anakin Skywalker anymore, but, man, he knows how that particular weakness works.) (And also. Daala. I am interested in how Tarkin's relationship there would tie in.)

(And also. I just reread Revenge, I love it more than ever, and for some reason, this time I am really just All About Shmi and her matter-of-fact maternal responses to Vader's Sithliness. Not that I didn't love that last time, mind you, but this time it was really huge for me. And also Vader getting some relief from pain by using the Living Force was kind of awesome. And, well, your!Anakin, but I even like canon!Anakin, so. But the "Daddy's going to make the galaxy safe for you" moment was like SO MANY KINDS OF FLAIL this time out, I just wanted to cry and pet the poor boy.)

Re: appropriate random icon is appropriate!

on 2012-01-04 11:57 pm (UTC)
sathari: Juxtaposition of Anakin and Vader (Anakin-Vader)
Posted by [personal profile] sathari
I have nothing useful to say in response to this other than "So. Much. Yes."

And also that I kind of want the Vader-POV where he is so totally IN DENIAL that the reason he is oh-so-very aware of other people's clandestine/illicit relationships is, well, ANAKIN. (In such a way that it is pathetically obvious to the audience that it is the fact that he is still ANAKIN in there at some level. And also that part of the reason he's not admitting that is because HE MISSES PADME. LOL)

Re: I expect this will be a long reply

on 2012-01-06 12:18 am (UTC)
sathari: Juxtaposition of Anakin and Vader (Anakin-Vader)
Posted by [personal profile] sathari
Oh, I do indeed love your Shmi! And she is such a cipher in canon that really, IMO, almost anything goes and anything serves as an effective commentary on/conversation with canon.

Yeah, the whole interaction of Vader's chronic pain issues with his Sithliness has so many possible iterations, and all of them are fascinating.

Oh, man, as far as I'm concerned, canon!Anakin is a woobie, and having that come out is just permitting the character to have his natural larger-than-life three dimensions, rather than using a Villain Shoehorn on him! (Yes, he's a stupendous badass; but the bare bald facts of his character arc speak to someone who is much more complicated, and that makes him MORE of a badass, not less. Mere sadistic probable-sociopaths like Tarkin are just sleazy and icky; Vader has a soul and that's the thing powering his awesomeness.)

Re: I expect this will be a long reply

on 2012-01-06 11:02 am (UTC)
sathari: Juxtaposition of Anakin and Vader (Anakin-Vader)
Posted by [personal profile] sathari
Yes THIS! He's a fully realized human being, and he was a genuinely good, heroic person at one point. That is what makes him awesome. And so much this on people Failing To Get why that is awesome, not just with Vader but with similar characters--- they are awesome because they are not one-dimensional and they have a developmental arc andandand.

And I love that post of yours!

Re: I expect this will be a long reply

on 2012-01-11 12:17 am (UTC)
sathari: Juxtaposition of Anakin and Vader (Anakin-Vader)
Posted by [personal profile] sathari
Hmm... I think the Fridge-Logic-y-ness of canon!Anakin's woobieness and the free-take-on-the-text-ness of it come from the same place, namely that George Lucas introduced some massive human rights violations and psychological trauma issues for pre-Vader Anakin without really wrangling what came with them. So it wouldn't be a free reading of text if the import of the bare bones we're given was addressed as opposed to more or less bare-bulbed (as opposed to lampshaded).

And I just love Revenge-verse Anakin, who actually seems to have his shit more together than canon!Anakin does, possibly because he is being written by someone who pays attention to the importance of the words coming out of characters' mouths and how they fit into the story being told. Revenge!Anakin (and Vader thereafter) actually come/s across as having more agency and being more badass (in the way that I think Lucas thinks he made them in canon) in many ways, though still tragic and sympathetic as regards the really horrible contexts in which he/they exercise/s that agency. Lucas never really shows us cunning-warrior!Anakin, and you do. Nuff said as regards any possibility of "excessive" woobieness. (That said, my woobiemeter is permanently skewed, as I like my Brilliant Badass Woobies, please and thank you.)

Re: I expect this will be a long reply

on 2012-01-24 03:28 am (UTC)
sathari: Anakin-Palpatine confrontation; caption: Anakin objects violently to Palpatine's taste in art (Anakin's an art critic)
Posted by [personal profile] sathari
Oh, so late getting to this.... Mea culpa!

Anyway:

You're right: the resistance almost comes from the lack of handling in canon; any handling ends up being resistant on the one hand, but on the other, the lack of its being handled also makes it a necessary part of the conversation that the fic his having with the source.

And YEAH on Vaderkin's denial--- in either iteration of self, he just buries things until they're too much to be buried.

And oh, I'm glad I made you laugh--- but it's so true, because while I respect what Lucas did in terms of making movies a visual medium, the plots and people of the PT in particular would have benefitted from a bit more in the way of a script.

...you know, there is practically a perfect correlation between "fic I love" and "fic the author considers wish-fulfillment". Really, practically every time I see labels like "idfic" or "self-indulgence" or "wish-fulfillment" on a fic, it generally ends up taking me to my happy place right along with the author. So bring on the wish-fulfillment!

Help, I'm commenting and I can't shut up!

on 2011-11-28 12:00 am (UTC)
sathari: Anakin in the Vadersuit (Anakin's a knight in shining armor)
Posted by [personal profile] sathari
More thoughts on Anakin and Padme's relationship:

On the one hand, I can kind of see the fannish reaction of "Anakin should not have had a relationship with his children's mother" for... well, precisely what you brought up with the "How is that possible?/ANAKIN YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS ALREADY" business in ESB, because Anakin not knowing about his kids' existence at that point makes more sense if he and their mother weren't overly close back-when. ON THE OTHER HAND--- it has been book-of-the-movie canon since the ROTJ novelization that Luke and Leia's mother was Anakin's "dear wife"--- direct quote from his death scene, so the haters have had time to get used to the idea, and by time I mean "something like twenty years". Granted that Lucas Josses so much of not-his-stuff that the trope should really be named after him, but. The fact that Anakin didn't know could be put down to any number of things, including that he assumed his kids had died with Padme (which I think is supposed to be the retcon, maybe?).

Though it makes even more sense in the Jedi!Padme scenario I was nattering about, except that Padme doesn't tell him about the kids because she's going with the Jedi rule of detachment, Sidious turns him without that knowledge (maybe just a combination of "the Jedi have turned against the Senate they're supposed to be serving" with a side order of... IDK, some kind of implication that if the Jedi Order falls, so will Padme's reasons to objecting to having a relationship with Anakin and it will all be happy goodness? Or possibly Anakin knows about the kids but Sidious convinces him that they might not be his because, hey, the Jedi don't play attachment, hmm, she's awfully chummy with your old master isn't she?) and then of course Padme Does Not Approve and they fight, and then twenty-odd years later O HAI LUKE AND LEIA.

...man, there is so little not to like about Jedi!Padme. Although I like Arissa better, but then I like Revenge better than canon in so many ways anyway.
sathari: (Anakin smiles)
Posted by [personal profile] sathari
...an epic badass beloved of dudebro fanboys the world over getting girl cooties on him.

I am so, so, so happy that I've missed this whole part of the fandom, really I am.

So much *grinning forever* about Anakin's working of Palpatine in ESB, because hello, that is our cunning warrior that we were promised in ANH! Squee!

Oooooh, an OT-compliant Revenge AU! *grabs popcorn*

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